Primitives Rule!

You’d think there are lots of films about cave persons if you watch them with the subtitles switched on. Lots of instances of people going “Ugh!” during action sequences in the 2021 creature feature Megaboa. It’s a veritable ugh-fest.

All White

We have to elect a cosmetic mayor next month when we do the council election. In the good old days, we had a Lord Mayor who was mainly ceremonial. Now, we have to have some political crumb who wastes a ton of money, just like that prize berk they have in London.
    There are half a dozen candidates for the job, including the berkish incumbent, but the strange thing is that none of them is from an ethnic minority.
    We have an Indian PM, the Scottish bloke is from Gaza West from the way he acts, the Welsh bloke’s ancestors are presumably from Africa and the IRA is in charge at Stormont. You’d think from that situation that an ethnic would be compulsory on the mayoral list. But apparently not.

Amazing Amazon, Part Deux

Another go at tracking my delivery got the same message. When I went to the website instead of clicking the link in their email, I at least got the details of yesterday’s 3-hour delivery window.
    I ordered some small battery-powered lights, some batteries and a couple of packets of filters for a coffee machine. I got some suggestions for items related to my shipment a bit further down the page:
    a bottle of Zinc Bisglycinate tablets
        a multi-purpose squegee for windows
            some fancy toothpaste, probably overpriced
                    a medical fingertip pulse oximeter
                        sugar-free fruit water
That's as far as I went. Someone at Amazon has a lively imagination if any of that stuff is actually supposed to be related to what I ordered. Or maybe the list came from an A.l. with a weird sense of humour.

Refreshing

The bloke who was standing in for Patricks Chrispys whilst he was on holiday; I went to the GB Views website to look for the bloke’s name but the site is so bloody awful and clunks so much that I gave up; was a welcome breath of fresh air.
    The bloke assumed that the obligatory token far-Leftie would be in favour of not deporting foreign rapists & not sending Islamists & other criminals to gaol, and let them know it. And they did not like it one bit.
    Something for Mr. Chrispys to copy now he’s back at work.

Worked for us

What was yesterday’s excuse for a bit of a party? It was St. George’s Day, and having a celebration upsets all those on the far-Left who hate everything about Englishness.

Virtue flag shredded

All those people who think they’re doing their body a big favour by eating only in an 8-hour window and having a long fast from evening to the following morning have been let down.
    Another bunch of experts has come along, looked at the numbers on offer and decided the notion is a load of codswallop. Which seems to be par for the course where so-called experts are concerned.
    Most of what they tell us is dead great seems to be shot down in flames in due course. But not until after the experts have pocketed a chunk of cash, of course.

The Amazon Experience

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